dianasofthemyscira:

The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard

nihilistic-void:

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

(Source: absurdist-void)

qvotable:

“I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk.”

— Atticus

angelchangsta:
“I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this
”

angelchangsta:

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

lucillesballs:
“ cleopatronising:
“the manic energy
”
my last three brain cells trying to write the introduction paragraph to my thesis due in 4 hours
”

lucillesballs:

cleopatronising:

the manic energy

my last three brain cells trying to write the introduction paragraph to my thesis due in 4 hours 

lisinfleur:
“ gennosis:
“ trainhardrunfast:
“ shaniae:
“ Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
”
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
”
I literally just spent $1700….
”
It would solve my life
”

lisinfleur:

gennosis:

trainhardrunfast:

shaniae:

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

I literally just spent $1700….

It would solve my life

(Source: archive95205-blog)

page-mistress:

julmdama:

everybody now that staff is just randomly deleting blogs:

image

We should just reblog this as a sign of life.