The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard
oh my fucking god
Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.
“I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk.”— Atticus
I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this
Bao (2018), dir. Domee Shi
i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow
Do you know him?
Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
I literally just spent $1700….
It would solve my life
